You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry”
and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway to becoming batman”
AND THAT IS HOW I MET ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS MORAL OF THE STORY IS IF YOU USE BLACK HUMOUR I WILL LOVE YOU