We were driving past a cemetery and my Dad said in a dead serious quiet voice “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.” And I was really confused so I asked why and he said
"Because they’re still alive."
Fuck you, Dad, with your creepy Dad jokes.
do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
do you find it depressing that one day you’ll be able to say that you knew your parents for a portion of your life
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me