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If humans were animal memes
epic-humor:
the funniest blog ever!!!
One year & three months❤
I still get butterflies every time I see him.. When I hear his name.. When I say his name.. When he says my name.. When I just think about him.. I honesty didn’t know it was possible to love a person this much let alone have that love returned(: awh Kraft macaroni and cheesy❤❤❤
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Meaningless screaming:
Bring me the horizon: We all have our horrors and our demons to fight but how can I win when I'm paralyzed? They crawl up on my bed,wrap their fingers round my throat is this what I get for the choices that I made? God forgive me for all my sins God forgive me for everything God forgive me for all my sins God forgive me God forgive me don't go I can't do this on my own don't go no I can't do this on my own save me from the ones that haunt me in the night. I can't live with myself so stay with me tonight don't go don't go
Asking Alexandria: On a collision course, to hell we march we're doomed to this now Oh the irony if I'm going down I won't go down alone you're doomed to this one you're doomed to this now hold your breath my dear we're going under I've walk this road for hours to the white hills, and the oceans I search for solace in this toxic land of sin just let me in don't wake me up, their songs are soothing their wine subdues me hold your breath my dear we're going under dreams, my mind won't me lift from my dreams and thought I try I can't escape my mind dreams, my mind won't lift me from my dreams and though you try you can't escape me
Parkway drive: We've been running blind now we're falling through the cracks we're left running we are running blind now we're falling falling through the cracks back to the world of the dead her shining eyes mark our return back to the world of the dead in a moment I'm lost dying from the inside her eyes take me away tear me apart from the inside out from the inside out the inside out my love I left my heart I left with my promise to return a promise to return.
Of mice and men: Daddy said, Daddy said, go out and make me proud if only he could see the way you've turned out now go ahead baby and say the words you want from me believe 'cause I'm the one that wrote this song if I could turn back time, and read your mind besides these dice and cards I'm just another game if you could live forever you'd still wanna be a one night stand you can walk on, 'cause I'm leaving goodbye to you and everything you can walk on, 'cause I'm leaving goodbye to you and everything look at the mess and mistakes you've made heroes, yeah, I will remain look at the mess and mistakes you've made heroes, yeah, I will remain, thanks.
The devil wears prada: You've compromised your doctrines you've surrendered yourself to fashion.Come back to your faith; Come back to grace.He sang with us and loved others.The death of obsession.The blood relationship, creates such a rotten demise.Oh Lord.Such blackness portrays the love of a machine. I did not want you to join this culture. So how can you be so proud? Pray to the heavens, with whatever it takes.I wish to shine this light back upon you.It's obvious that apocalyptic barriers (will give) no mercy to fashion.You've compromised your doctrines.You've surrendered yourself now.
Meaningful singing:
Nicki Minaj: Ayo, where my BFF? where my playboy bunny? where that nigga Hugh Heff? when we pull off at the light, why everything else get left? why they screwin up they face? Why they lookin a hot mess? Why they be like no they didn't?Them bitches is always shittin
my clock be tick tick tick tickin Them chickens is finger lickin and that's why we do 'em greasy stuntin in Louie Veezy we straight without a perm and you bitches is stupid peezy would you like some rice with that? We get alotta cheese no mice with that I mean I want some ice with that no soda, where your owner? Give your license back, hoe.
Rihanna: Do you like it? Boy, I want, want, want whatchu want, want, want give it to me, baby like boom, boom, boom what I want, want, want is what you want, want, want Nah nah-ah come here, rude boy, boy, can you get it up? Come here, rude boy, boy, is you big enough?Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me
Rizzle Kicks: mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump.
Justin Bieber: And I was like baby, baby, bay oh, like baby, baby, baby no. Like Baby, Baby, Baby oh, thought you'd always be mine. Mine.
Cher Lloyd: Swagger jagger, swagger jagger you should get some of your own count that money, get your game on get your game on, get ya, get ya, game on you can't stop looking me, staring at me be what I be, you can't stop looking at me so get off of my face, you can't stop clickin 'bout me writin' 'bout me, tweeting 'bout me, I can't stop, it's what I gon' be,my swagger's in check
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
maddiemilli0n:
wears band shirts out in public in hopes that someone attractive will notice and compliment my shirt so we can then get married
Kaity(:
dyeing my hair today(: I’m pretty excited(:
mr-grumpledumps asked: I love you with all my heart :) i just just spent like 5 hours one programs and couldnt get you off my mind <:) i kept typing your name and "my love" and "sweety" because i couldnt get you off my mind :) mmuuaahh